Finally, a shirt that perfectly explains your inability (or refusal) to listen! This bold graphic tee is the ultimate declaration of having "selective hearing," letting everyone know up front that their words might just be bouncing off a wall.
With the unapologetic message, "SORRY YOU WEREN'T SELECTED TODAY, NOT TOMORROW EITHER," this shirt is a hilarious way to set boundaries and embrace your inner introvert. It makes a perfect gag gift for a spouse, co-worker, or friend who is famous for only hearing what they want to hear.
Design: Aggressive, attention-grabbing red and white text on a classic black, grey, red, blue, or pink shirt.